We know trying to digest political news is enough to make even the strongest and stablest of us choke, so we've followed the Tory conference for you. Our top 10 stories will ensure you know everything you need to after the blue party's tumultuous time in Manchester.
What the Tories taught us in Manchester
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Some speeches go very wrong
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Tories don't like Lib Dem led anti-Brexit marches
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They think they set up the NHS
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They're going to make a pig's ear out of Brexit
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That Cons don't know how to do 'revolutions'
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Unmarried Men Are ‘A Problem’ For Society
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Boris Johnson is Boris Johnson
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That a 'working class trantrum' caused Brexit
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Students should be poor
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That EU women are 'gorgeous'