We know trying to digest political news is enough to make even the strongest and stablest of us choke, so we've followed the Tory conference for you. Our top 10 stories will ensure you know everything you need to after the blue party's tumultuous time in Manchester.
What the Tories taught us in Manchester
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Boris Johnson is Boris Johnson
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Some speeches go very wrong
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Students should be poor
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That a 'working class trantrum' caused Brexit
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That Cons don't know how to do 'revolutions'
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That EU women are 'gorgeous'
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They're going to make a pig's ear out of Brexit
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They think they set up the NHS
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Tories don't like Lib Dem led anti-Brexit marches
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Unmarried Men Are ‘A Problem’ For Society